
The Daily Diss05/19/2026, 06:03:36
A 3 AM petty-rage diss track for everyone held hostage by a phantom car alarm.
Nobody's Car
A 3 AM petty-rage diss track for everyone held hostage by a phantom car alarm.
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Each weekday, one rap-form diss track aimed at a specific tiny American annoyance — customer-service hold music, lost UPS packages, the airport security line cutter, broken self-checkout, auto-renew subscriptions.

A 3 AM petty-rage diss track for everyone held hostage by a phantom car alarm.

A first-person petty-rage diss track roasting the self-checkout scanner freeze — 2:27 of comedic catharsis for everyone who's ever placed the item in the bagging area and been told, repeatedly, that they haven't.